Fabbalous dropped by the store to me and told me bug stories. Apparently the extra large cockroaches they have on display at the museum escaped and now live under the cabinets. Grown men have been known to run shrieking. Her husband was trying to flush one down the toilet once, but just as he reached for the leaver the cockroach leapt out of the toilet and ran away.
It reminded me of the time we bought a second hand fridge, and it turned out to have cockroaches, and I sat on the porch freaking out, while Jaja roamed the kitchen like a white knight squashing them with a hammer.
She made me laugh a lot.