"Another reason to be happy – the following poem:
A tutor who taught on the flute
Tried to teach two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
'Is it harder to toot,
Or to tutor to tooters to toot?'"
This isn't one of my entries really. It's one of A. J. Jacob's from Know-It-All. I like that he liked it.