Thursday, December 27, 2012

Morning Conversation

In my defence of how strange these questions were, even though I was trying to wake Nannermellon up, I was also very sleepy. Picture all Nannermellon's answers to be mumbled for full adorableness.

Me: Wake up, wake up, wake up.

Nannermellon: ...

Me: Okay, you have to talk. ...What is your opinion on piglets?

Nannermellon: They're little.

Me: If you had to decorate a house for a piglet, how would you do it?

Nannermellon: Purple.

Me: Would you doing anything else?

Nannermellon: Leaves.

Me: On the walls or on the floor?

Nannermellon: All over.

Me: Hm. Would you use dried ones or fresh ones?

Nannermellon: No gray - just no gray.

Me: No gray ones? Okay...
       Which is your favourite toe?

[long pause]

Nannermellon: This one. [points at her middle finger.]

Me [laughing]: That's not a toe!

Nannermellon [sulkily]: It's a good toe.

[another long pause]

Me: You still haven't named your favourite finger for me.

Nannermellon: Norman.

Me: Best. Answer. Ever. But which ones of your toes is Norman? You still haven't told me. I wouldn't recognize him if I saw him on the street.

Nannermellon: Herman.
                        Would a toe walk down a street by itself?
                        That would be weird...
                        And would it have feet? With toes on it?

Me: That would be very... meta.


Me: What was your favourite movie as a kid?

Nannermellon: rins bry.

Me: what?

Nannermellon: rinses rye.

Me: Pardon?

Nannermellon: Prinses bri.

Me: Oh, the Princess Bride. Great movie.
       Can you say a quote from it?

Nannermellon: No more rhymes now, I mean it.... Does anyone want a peanut?
                        Are there any rocks ahead? ... If there are, we'll all be dead.
                        You've fallen victim to one of the classic blunders, never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line. A ha ha ha ha
                        ROUSs? I don't believe they exist.

Me: Ahhhrrghhh!

Nannermellon: It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise [hand flop].

Me: :)

1 comment:

Nanermellon said...

I only vaguely remember these, but thank you. I laughed to tears.